歌詞來源專輯：華語男歌手 / 麥浚龍 / Proto 作曲：Jerald
作詞：梁勵文

這雙腿　天生一對　這雙手　未會約會誰
這分鐘　很想起舞　即興在這里
想講的　講得乾脆　想玩的　做玩家之最
想表演　伸一伸兩腿　豁出去
非公開表演不分對錯
只分節(jié)奏　不必很講究
只需撐得起雙腿雙手　用身體語言演奏
不必區(qū)分走位怎么走
功夫根底　不必很深厚
身體手足跟得到節(jié)奏　要高低快慢都有
hoh hoh hoh hoh

想玩的　不只得我　想高歌　便高聲廣播
想開心　簡單不過　起舞便找我
等一等　不必講課　松一松　別要像拔河
摔一交　即使很痛楚　再玩過
非公開表演不分對錯
只分節(jié)奏　不必很講究
只需撐得起雙腿雙手　用身體語言演奏
不必區(qū)分走位怎么走
功夫根底　不必很深厚
身體手足跟得到節(jié)奏　要高低快慢都有
hoh hoh hoh hoh

whY does a chInese gUY have no groove
whY does a gUY lIke me have no clUe
becaUse we sUck becaUse we`re stUck
becaUse of lUck becaUse of bUcks
becaUse we`re frUstrated
that we`re goIng nowhere
and we need to Play faIr
bUt we don`t care
thInkIng we can hIp-hop
Only do we pIss off
people gettIng rIpped off
thIs mUst stop
so we need to Improve
makIng everYthIng smooth
weekIng oUt them damn fools
makIng everYthIng cool
so one daY we maY fInd waYs
to get thIs chInese gUY some groove

非公開表演不分對錯
只分節(jié)奏　不必很講究
只需撐得起雙腿雙手　用身體語言演奏
不必區(qū)分走位怎么走
功夫根底　不必很深厚
身體手足跟得到節(jié)奏　要高低快慢都有
hoh hoh hoh hoh


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